Stupid Escape from My Body

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Story type: Out of Body Experience
Location: iligan city
Source: Form Submission
Date submitted: Mon Mar  9 05:06:20 2009

I was once involved in a car accident. And so, this crash of mine was just like, uh, the crash time wasn't a part of my seen timeline. but it existed. but why? i didn't see myself getting crushed by a post? i just got myself see a metal pole falling off to me, and then i just fled away? why?

and when i stopped, and took a look at my car, it was like a battered meal. i was amazed to see, that my car was already a mile away. but, i never knew why that mile took just one step?

and so i saw myself. being carried away by the paramedics. i was not quite sure when time was still running at that pace. but when they took the body out, it was breathing, and, bloody.

i followed the vehicle carrying my body. i tried to sit at the roof. but i did not know why i always get sucked up by the muffler. then, the van came to a stop. then the staffs carried my body to a room. a lot of people there that i saw, and i greeted them, but nobody cared. i said to myself: " am i dreaming? something's really wrong here! "

i told myself, wake up! wake up! but, i was already awake at my own mind, and so, thinking about ghosts, i tried to clap my hands, surprisingly, MY HANDS PASSED THROUGH EACH OTHER! that made me stumble back. and proved myself that i was me. away from my body. and i proved myself that i was a soul.

yeah. this answered my mind question why i could see hidden faces even though i don't have any third eye.

and so, i saw myself being oxygenated, and, being revived. i saw my face like. UH. IS THAT YOU KEVIN? DAMN MAN! YOU'RE PRETTY! so i played stupidities. because i knew doctors can't see me. i played with their skirts. haha. i even whispered to the main's ear. making them almost freakened out! and so i thought about my rivals in our school! i flew into their house, dropping everything in their table! and that made me laugh hard, and it made the big bully PEE! hahahaha!

this was the greatest moment to be stupid. i had a cute crush in our school. i went to their house. and, at that time, was my lucky time. i saw her naked in the bathroom! and i proved my long ago theory that she's masturbating. and the toy we found ago was hers! i really wished i could tape that one. so, bored, i went back to my body's place. and, when i went back, at the very time i reached there, my chest hurts. i saw myself being operated for broken ribs. i blindly, and carefully, touched my chest, to find that i was holding on bloody ribs. oh my goodness. you should have seen this.

hours later, i woke up. feeling dizzy, and again, i touched my chest, my hand still passes through. and, before me, was bright light. i thought i slept on a street. but, rather, i saw a long, like a light-year long stair. i wondered how i could ever reach the top. and suddenly,

KEVIN! wake up! i woke up, touched my chest, it was solid! :) and, the one who woke me was my crush, whom i saw masturbating last night. haha. and so, sharing my story with her, she really smiled, and was in guilt. she was so guilty that she had to marry me to make me shut my mouth. haha.\\

the car has been replaced, everything's running cool now. :) i thank god i'm alive